lion-prince:

me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that

me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??

spicy-vagina-tacos:

accidentally walking in on your friends getting yelled at

doncasturbate:

perriescum:

doncasturbate:

Ruin this text post

just add ur selfie

heavens-to-murgatroid:

fettywonho:

farfrompaid:

Tooth brush every 1-3 months
Workouts every 3 months
Pillows every year
Matress every 7 years
Running shoes every 3-6 months.

what about my bra

When the wire starts coming out and keeps shanking you in the titty

heliolisk:

I dont think ive ever felt more of a personal connection to a cartoon character than I do to Squidward

puckish-agent-of-change:

shout out to all the kids who aren’t good at what they’re passionate about, and who aren’t passionate about what they’re good at

mynamesdiana:

theryanproject:

demho3zhatinq:

idknatsirtidk:

babypinkprincess:

cherryberryann:

best ones from Thomas Sanders’ Narrating People’s Lives.

He’s the greatest! 😍👌🏻

the last girl 😂

The last one lmaoooo. Overall, he’s my ultimate favorite viner.

The one with the girl looking at the art exhibits was the best cause buddy was so smooth with it and you can just tell it made her day.

i like this because you don’t have to be rude or an asshole to make people laugh :) 

of-my-beloved-monster:

sea-slde:

x

The first movie that made me cry in the beginning

marauders4evr:

Can we just agree that this is one of the biggest plot-twists of all time?